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SUPER BEAUKU!!!
Michigan Hot Dogs
I have to write a Ketsup poem
because the Steelers played at home
completely in their element--
blue collar hot dog condiment.
The sauce that wins is Michigan's --
one bottle Ketsup, browned onions,
brown sugar, mustard, Worcester,
and don't forget the vinegar
to which you add some thawed ground beef
to see the Seahawks seek relief
from Pepto Bismal, Tums, Rolaids --
those after game time renegades.
I have to write a Ketsup poem
because the Steelers played at home
completely in their element--
blue collar hot dog condiment.
The sauce that wins is Michigan's --
one bottle Ketsup, browned onions,
brown sugar, mustard, Worcester,
and don't forget the vinegar
to which you add some thawed ground beef
to see the Seahawks seek relief
from Pepto Bismal, Tums, Rolaids --
those after game time renegades.
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I had a hunch Pittsburg would win even before I knew the game was being played at Ford Field.
Anyway, I love Michigans and they were the only way I would eat hotdogs as a kid, though now I like hotdogs, living in Germany and being anemic ;-D